Joke on Singapore Radio

Is This an R(A) Joke?

This was broadcast on a Singapore Channel.

Husband: "All these years, have u been unfaithful to me!!?"
Wife: "Well... er.. oonly 3 times..."

Husband: "When's the 1st time?"
Wife: "When u had problems in getting your doctorate degree, the Professor came, so I ..."

Hus: "Oh ... it was bcos of me, I forgive u. When's the 2nd time?!"
Wife: "When u were the ambassador, u said something wrong and the President of the country wanted to jail u,so I ..."

Hus: "Oh... it was bcos of me, I forgive u. When's the 3rd time?!"
Wife: "When u wanted to b the Chairman of yr Men's association and u were short of 721 votes, so I ..."
Hus: "Whaaaaaaaat .....................?????"

(:lol:) (laugh out loud)

Some OnLine Gamers

In On-Line games, there'r many PERVERTS.

These perverts seem emotionally imbalanced. They like 2 make rude, perverted, and sadistic remarks to try (let 'em *try*harder - the more dey try, the worse dey become) to disturb U. I hv great pity on 'em.

1 say he offers a special sexual service.
1 make a disturbed expression (trying to disturb u)
1 calls u 'my friend', bt is sarcastic.
1 get thrills out of ...

I don't even wan' to mention it ......and lots more.

Dey disturb becos dey 'emselves r disturbed ppl :)
Dey nd specialist help. :-)

God hv mercy on these PERVERTS.

I thank 'em for letting me get to know the true world bettr - what ppl say and do whn nobody is watching. Behind the screen, ppl reveal who dey really are. :o)

Therefore, friends, b cautious whn u'r on the Net. U neverknow who u'r dealing with: PERVERTS, CONMEN OR CONWOMEN,SADISTS, THE INSANE, THE CRUEL, THE LECHER, THE HOMOSEXUALS, LESBIANS, CROOKS, THE MAD, SATAN WORSHIPPERS...you name it.

Culprit & Victim

When an offence is committed against the victim, the victim remembers.
Culprit forgets or pretends to forget. The reason is, Culprit is not the sufferer. Even if Culprit remembers, Culprit pretends to forgetso that the culprit can get away with it!i.e. 'Act Blurr' 'Act forgetful'.

Smart move. So Culprit thinks.

Victim can always do something back to Culprit.
Haven't us read in the papers or heard about people being stabbed, beaten up, being framed, windscreen smashed, child being thrown down from flats, army officer's eyes gorged out, officer being stabbed ........

There's always a cause to these. This' the law of CAUSE AND EFFECT. Therefore, don't MARK AROUND.

It's not simply "whatever is 'over' is 'over'".

Even if Victim doesn't take vengeance, God says, "VENGEANCE IS MINE, I'LL REPAY." And that's a worse form of punishmentfor Culprit.

Pride to apologize genuinely and sincerely is form of idolatry.And the punishment for idolatry is to the THIRD AND FOURTHGENERATION!!! The 10 commandments say so. And the 10 commandments weren't written down for 'fun'.
People who have such pride are a pitiful lot. They don't know what they and their future generations WILL be getting!!

My observation is that people who says "whatever is 'over'is 'over'", when they themselves got hurt, remember the hurt and sought VENGEANCE!!!??

Didn't the person say "whatever is 'over' is 'over'"??

My Greatest 'Discovery'! Oops!

I discovered today that comments to my posts are not enabled. The thing is, after many attempts, I DID IT.

My Pastor

The 1st time my pastor made an appointment with me, he was 1 hour late.

The 2nd time my pastor made an appointment with me, he was another 1 hour late.

Sunday came and he preached, ''Let's all practise PUNCTUALITY and be on time for Service ..."

(laughter)

Singapore: What's Life?

While Chinese are celebrating Chinese New Year, I was asking, "What's Life? Why do people work hard all their lives and then, even with all the preventions, contract illnesses and return all the money they've earned to the doctor?"
A woman even had to sell her house, (Choy! Choy! Choy!) which she has worked hard to buy, to pay the doctor! She has always been health-concious, exercised regularly, eat carefully, rest adequately, relates well with people, and did many good deeds.
So why??? Are people on a big merry-go-round?